7.01.2010

Tech Support for Installing a Husband

When marriage get's frustrating, it sometimes works to have a little humor. Every once in a while, try laughing at the things that irritate you, because you should know, we all deal with our share of marriage frustrations.

Here's a funny for you...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, please remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Source:
StrengtheningMarriage.Com, author unknown

26 comments:

Shari said...

HAHAHAHAH

I'm sharing this with all my girlfriends.

The Whimsical Princess said...

That is so cute and funny! I am going to share it with Prince Charming. We are getting ready to celebrate 10 years of marriage so I know all about his operating system!

Ms. Emily Ann said...

Haha.. this is too funny!! I am going to have to share this with my friends :)

Lyndee Lloyd said...

ha love it i'm saving it to my blog for my friends to see
THANKS!

Bridget said...

That is too funny...and all too true. LOL

Maranda & Will said...

I love it!

:Deliciously Healthy said...

That is hilarious!! :D

Jax @ AlyandAsh said...

This is fantastic! My husband is a computer guy so it's perfect! Thanks for posting!

Sal-my-gal said...

Hilarious!

Gena said...

Haha. We both got a good laugh out of that one! Thanks for sharing! :)

incessantdieter said...

So funny!

I just became your newest follower.

Flour Box Bakery said...

This is great! Thanks for sharing!!

My husband liked it too!

Anne
www.flourboxbakery.com

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Kathryn said...

Funny, but true!

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Camron and Lonna Connolly said...

Hilarious! Yet it all makes PERFECT SENSE!!

Gwen said...

Cute :)

Jessica said...

Ahhh! "Whatever you do, don't download Mother-In-Law."

I'm sure many wives agree with this!

Prenda Le Stelle said...

So freakin funny
You have received an award! :)
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<3
Jillian

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chocoholic said...

Great post! I'm becoming a follower. I guess I'll be experiencing this soon!

Elizabeth Mahlou said...

This is SO funny! Especially Mother-in-Law 101!

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