Sexy Text Messages

I'm surprised I'm even recommending this as a quick-and-easy Midweek Romance, because honestly, texting is the farthest thing from quick-and-easy to me! But, I think I'm behind the times and most everyone else will find this a simple romance idea.

We usually did this once a month as part of our romance calendar...at the time, we made up our own. I didn't have this fun list of pick-up lines/sexy messages that I have found for you!

Here is a website with 101 ideas, but I picked out a few favorites. {These are pickup lines, but can double as sexy or romantic messages for texting}

  • Milk does the body good, but dang, how much did you drink?
  • I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
  • Is your dad a baker? ...Cause you have some nice buns.
  • I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
  • You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when I'm done with you, we'll be on fire!
  • You've been a bad boy! Now get home and go to MY room!
  • It's time I told you what people are saying behind your back. Nice butt.

    And...I KNOW you have some little message you've just been waiting to use but thought you had no reason to. NOW you do! But first, share it with the rest of us....


Anonymous said...

Cher--I just found your site through SITS! I liked your challenge of commenting on ten blogs a day, so I thought I'd do the same and start with you. I LOVE your blog!!!! LOVE it!!!! My husband is a great guy and works out of state during the week, and I'm always looking for ways to tell him how much I love him, how great he is, how much I value the work and sacrifices for our family, etc. I'm really of the belief that it's important to treat our spouses well, to be positive, to be patient, to look good for our husbands (and ourselves, too, of course). I write about that quite a bit on my blog. It's so great to read a well-written, creative, and unique blog!

My Wednesday post theme is "Spouse and Children." Instead of writing my usual post I'm going to refer people to your site. I can't top this!

Have a great day!


Unknown said...

Thanks for stopping by! Good idea. I'm so glad I discovered your blog!

Beth said...

I LOVE your blog! So cute, I'm excited to do some new little fun things for my hubby!

Mocha Dad said...

This blog is great. I'm so glad I found it.

Melissa said...

Super cute blog! I love it! With school, a toddler, and a baby on the way, I've let romance fall to the side. But with your ideas, I'm going to bring it back! I'm excited!

Southern Rose said...

Hi (here from SITS). Love these! I'm gonna text my hubby right now (he's 700 miles away from home now and will wonder what happened to me :)


West Texas Momma said...

Hello thanks for the comment! I LOVE your blog and being pregnant I am sure my husband will love the text message I just sent him. hehehehe

Cook Family said...

sending hubs a text right now if I can figure out how :)! I'm not the techiest person, I guess.

Grand Pooba said...

Hmmmm, thinking of something sexy and clever to say...

...I got nothin.

I'm stealing some of yours!

Connie said...

Thanks for stopping by!

I love this idea and I just sent the *turn me on* one to my husband....AND he just responded! LOL! I think that is the fastest he has ever responded to a text!


Just for that...I'm going to follow your blog!

Rachel said...

Hi Cher! Thanks so much for visiting my blog!!! I absolutely LOVE your blog and am going to "conveniently" leave it minimized on my computer screen so my husband can just happen to stumble across it. He's DEFINITELY "romantically-challenged"! ~Rachel~


Jen McCrady said...

hey thanks for stopping by our blog!!! i'm thinking of getting professional pictures of us someday on a railroad track :)

Anonymous said...

cher I am a big fan of the texting! just a way to put a smile on his face and bring you closer when somedays you seem very far apart!

katylinvw said...

Cher! so excited to find your blog! fantastic! :)

i've added you to the MHR blogroll, and you're going on my other blogroll, too! :)

to answer your MHR questions: we have very few rules: Friday is negotiable, some weeks I will post a prompt on Thursday (this week i'd like to use you as our inspiration if that's okay with you), and other weeks i just post on Friday. some people choose to write along the same lines as i do even on weeks when i don't do an official prompt, but - that's pretty much us!

Melody said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. I've been following yours and think that you have a very lucky hubby! Mine works at night so I can drive him crazy with a late night txt. I love the milk one! :)

andrea said...

fun! we do this all the time.
and i love the blog :)

Buckeroomama said...

I LOVE your blog!

Sometimes we get all wistful thinking of our lives pre-kids... Thanks for sharing all these tips.

Whitney Fortin said...

Some ides my friend and I came up with for "sexting" our husbands are:

Tonight we will be in _________room, I will wear _____________. You get to fill in the blanks.


Tonight, I am going to _______________ you. You fill in the blank. Excited for tonight.

I sent this to my husband and he loved it. He came home so excited :)

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Great efforts done.
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