Today's idea comes from one of my followers, who wanted to remain anonymous. It's a bit risque...but what's romance without a little intrigue now and again?
She came up with this idea for when her husband returned from a week long training excursion. Her husband is a wildlife officer.... Yours, however, does not have to be for this to be fun.
She writes,
Wildlife officers have paperwork they have to do each month called monthly's. So I made a little booklet with instructions on how to do this "monthly" search of me.
I left it on the bed with a mint. It said:
Prisoners are subject to strip search each month. Todays prisoner is A3278BF.
*Prisoner must comply with all spoken orders.
*Touch anywhere you think they might be hiding drugs.
*A thorough investigation is imperative.
*This prisoner is crafty, may require smelling or licking of upper body.
*Exercise your authority and do whatever is neccessary to ensure prisoner is clean.
*This search can be done laying down or however you see fit.
*Prisoner will arrive in only a jumper and handcuffs for added convenience (I used some bib overalls.)
*Handcuffs can be removed if easier to complete exam.
Clever idea, right? What a lucky hubby she has.
I left it on the bed with a mint. It said:
Prisoners are subject to strip search each month. Todays prisoner is A3278BF.
*Prisoner must comply with all spoken orders.
*Touch anywhere you think they might be hiding drugs.
*A thorough investigation is imperative.
*This prisoner is crafty, may require smelling or licking of upper body.
*Exercise your authority and do whatever is neccessary to ensure prisoner is clean.
*This search can be done laying down or however you see fit.
*Prisoner will arrive in only a jumper and handcuffs for added convenience (I used some bib overalls.)
*Handcuffs can be removed if easier to complete exam.
Clever idea, right? What a lucky hubby she has.
For you, I have a free PDF download of this little "report sheet" for your "officer".
Download PDF HERETo spice this up, here are a few things to try:
- mark your prisoner # as a tattoo somewhere on your body
- hide small "weapons" in underclothing to be found by the "officer"
- don't forget handcuffs!
PS--When asking for my husband's thoughts on this idea, he provided me with two thumbs up. I think your husbands might like this one, too. ;)
7 comments:
Whoa! I'm sure my husband would enjoy this.... It might be me that would have to get up some nerves to do it! :) This would be a fun birthday gift to give him.
I think my husband would really like this as well. Another fun idea is to somehow reverse it so that the wife has to "search" the husband. It's not uncommon for guys to really enjoy being taken advantage of, you know.
My hubby would LOVE this! What a great idea. Thanks for sharing!
When I first saw this, I read it quickly as "Pioneer Strip Search" hahaha, awkward! Glad I read on... ;)
Awesome Awesome Awesome!! Thanks for sharing! (Dunno when I'll use it though coz I'm single for now but I keep all your ideas for future use.)
I thought it said Pioneer Search too one I first saw it, and I'm like, ok, that's just a little weird for me! Haha
hey...even pioneers must have their fun! Either way....I don't have any "pioneer themed" ideas coming anytime soon! :) Thanks for reading on!
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